Where should you pee? [flowchart] - Holy Kaw!

Where should you pee? [flowchart]

What better way than a flowchart to help figure out the best place to let your, er, flow loose? *insert bad laugh track here*

Although, shouldn’t there be two charts, one for men and one for women? The male chart would have just one arrow pointing to “Go for it,” while the ladies would involve questions like “Are you flexible?” and “Does poison ivy grow in the area?”.